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July 01 Why did the chicken cross the road?why did the chicken cross the road?
What does science have to say to the ancient puzzle:"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Newton: 1) Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road. 2) It was pushed on the road by another chicken, which went away from the road. 3) It was attracted to a chicken on the other side of the road. 4) Because an apple fell on its head. Albert Einstein: 1) Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. 2) It was a relatively easy thing to do. Archimedes: She was buoyant and excited at the thought of new adventures. Aristotle: The other side of the road was its natural place. Ampere: To keep up with current events. Alexander Graham Bell: To get to the nearest phone. Robert Boyle: She had been under too much pressure at home. Jean Foucault: It didn’t. The rotation of the earth made it appear to cross. Galileo: To get a better look at the stars. Karl Gauss: Because of the magnetic personality of the rooster on theother side. Gustav Hertz: Lately, its been crossing with greater frequency. Ohm: She resisted the idea at first. Pascal: It was pressured to cross the road. Volta: The other side had more potential. James Watt: It thought it would be a good way to let off steam. Thomas Edison: She thought it would be an illuminating experience. Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas. Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees. Samuel Morse: She had an appointment. She wanted to be there on the dot soshe had to dash. Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet. copyrights goes to Chillycraps (i think) lol June 27 Fish Foot spa lolIts so ticklish~ haha took me 5 mins to get use to it
      look at the greedy faces of the fishes haha
 even my mum also felt ticklish
   haha had some foot massage
  after the massage i feel super sleepy.. went home nap 3 hrs
does that mean the massage is good? Ice Skating on 26th
lol JingYi brought her student like mother and child like that
POor Guin keeps falling..
unexpected shot
LOL the poor little girl was so shy... that she cried when surrounded by us
lol the gang made fun of me in this pic.. haha
See lah MIng Hui~ Do stunt lah! dunno how to brake wanna jump lol!!
Butt pain
family portrait lol
haa~ Penguin that is not adapt to ice surface
Clem ah clem... so suay... fall on wet ice
Time to Go~
LOL DA JIE all waiting for you u know?
LOL.. still talking
nvm take candid shot first haha Ming Hui act cute
Da Jie still not ready.. must straighten hair haha
Yeah i beat Ming Hui High score of 909 haha neh neni poo poo~~ pphhhhphp
really like mother and KIds
some accident with the train i think
lol... we waiting about 1/2 hour June 21 malaca trip nothing much
the other day my half bro and sis deposit their guinea pig for us to look after when they go over seas
some of the dishes i had in malaca
Ying Tian... i bought for you this... when are u free? Thanks for visiting!
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