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July 01 Why did the chicken cross the road?why did the chicken cross the road?
What does science have to say to the ancient puzzle:"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Newton: 1) Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road. 2) It was pushed on the road by another chicken, which went away from the road. 3) It was attracted to a chicken on the other side of the road. 4) Because an apple fell on its head. Albert Einstein: 1) Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. 2) It was a relatively easy thing to do. Archimedes: She was buoyant and excited at the thought of new adventures. Aristotle: The other side of the road was its natural place. Ampere: To keep up with current events. Alexander Graham Bell: To get to the nearest phone. Robert Boyle: She had been under too much pressure at home. Jean Foucault: It didn’t. The rotation of the earth made it appear to cross. Galileo: To get a better look at the stars. Karl Gauss: Because of the magnetic personality of the rooster on theother side. Gustav Hertz: Lately, its been crossing with greater frequency. Ohm: She resisted the idea at first. Pascal: It was pressured to cross the road. Volta: The other side had more potential. James Watt: It thought it would be a good way to let off steam. Thomas Edison: She thought it would be an illuminating experience. Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas. Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees. Samuel Morse: She had an appointment. She wanted to be there on the dot soshe had to dash. Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet. copyrights goes to Chillycraps (i think) lol June 27 Fish Foot spa lolIts so ticklish~ haha took me 5 mins to get use to it
      look at the greedy faces of the fishes haha
 even my mum also felt ticklish
   haha had some foot massage
  after the massage i feel super sleepy.. went home nap 3 hrs
does that mean the massage is good? Ice Skating on 26th
lol JingYi brought her student like mother and child like that
POor Guin keeps falling..
unexpected shot
LOL the poor little girl was so shy... that she cried when surrounded by us
lol the gang made fun of me in this pic.. haha
See lah MIng Hui~ Do stunt lah! dunno how to brake wanna jump lol!!
Butt pain
family portrait lol
haa~ Penguin that is not adapt to ice surface
Clem ah clem... so suay... fall on wet ice
Time to Go~
LOL DA JIE all waiting for you u know?
LOL.. still talking
nvm take candid shot first haha Ming Hui act cute
Da Jie still not ready.. must straighten hair haha
Yeah i beat Ming Hui High score of 909 haha neh neni poo poo~~ pphhhhphp
really like mother and KIds
some accident with the train i think
lol... we waiting about 1/2 hour June 21 malaca trip nothing much
the other day my half bro and sis deposit their guinea pig for us to look after when they go over seas
some of the dishes i had in malaca
Ying Tian... i bought for you this... when are u free? June 18 Thursday Bladding~LOL~~!! jus the 4 of us only
 this one i dunno what MIng doing
must be stun lah
all this taken when i was exchanging blade for lizhong
       Clement give Jiao lian..
             Ming Doing another stun
      cannot get right fce... coz sun too bright
 Who skill so lan? take untill like that?
 Hehe~ i the most suai!
   Cok Eye
Shagged..... we ended 20mins earlier
            haiz... the shop person skill also lan
           everyone was so hot
i intro them 32fahrenheit
lol... all looks yummy
                 May 28 ehhh?? weirdstrange.... apparantly i cant SAVE pics from face book and upload it here...
lol... urrgh.... something is wrong i cant upload photos with my com...... no picss haiz... May 26 MY dick by mikey avalonMy Dick lyrics My dick cost a late night fee Your dick got the HIV My dick plays on the double feature screen Your dick went straight to DVD My dick- bigger than a bridge Your dick look like a little kid's My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team Your shit look like you fourteen My dick- locked in a cage, right Your dick suffer from stage fright My dick- so hot, it's stolen Your dick look like Gary Coleman My dick- pink and big Your dick stinks like shit My dick got a Caesar do, Your dick needs a tweezer, dude My dick is like super size Your dick look like two fries My dick- more mass than the Earth Your dick- half staff, it needs work My dick- been there done that Your dick sits there with dunce cap My dick- V.I.P. Your shit needs I.D. It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus My dick need no introduction Your dick don't even function My dick served a whole lunch-in Your dick- it look like a munchkin My dick- size of a pumpkin Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin My dick- good good lovin' Your dick- good for nothin' My dick bench pressed 350 Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty My dick- pretty damn skimpy Your dick- hungry as a hippie My dick don't fit down the chimney Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines My dick is like an M16 Your dick- broken vending machine My dick parts the seas Your dick farts and queefs My dick- rumble in the jungle Your dick got touched by your uncle My dick goes to yoga Your dick- fruit roll-up My dick- grade-A beef Your dick- Mayday geek My dick- sick and dangerous Your dick- quick and painless My dick- 'nuff said. Your dick loves Fred It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus It's time that we let the world know Dude, you gotta let your girl go D.S. is the best in the business P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
May 21 Urrgh~Super lazy man...
i found my cam in R211 last monday yeah!! but mem stick gone lol 1gb
well at least the whole thing was gotten back just bought an iphone imitation lol for $250 haha 90+% similar.. KOOL!!
eh...
nothing else... oh.. i bought i weekly yesterday coz i found dawn yeoh 's cover page irresistable.. heh heh.. if all girls are like her.. the worlds my heaven.. upload pics next time
haha tata for now P.S. going nite cycling tmr hope its gonna be fun May 16 Having some time on my hand..With a bit of free time ... i'll see what pic my cam has to offer me..
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.... great... i left my cam in R211... terrific... comfirm lost... lost all my mood liao.. zzzz MY first.Pillows can never substitute you a face that remotely resembles you it helps… me pretend that you are back in my arms once again dun u feel like that some times?At the end of the day after all your friends have left, you are feeling lonely once again. There's no one that truly yours No one’s there to share your pain Nobody wishes to spend more time with you, Enjoys your company or take notice when you are not around You are dispensable.April 30 10 days later..lol.. busy week.. did nothing muchlol...
But...~~~ i went for suntanning yesterday with Wanghe / Swinnie and Mr jiao lol... the tan is beautiful... lol... i'll take a pic to post it later.. Anyway, my main point today is that i met ShiYing on the bus... i thot she wouldnt regconise me or wouldnt be bother to talk to me..BUT..She came up infront mof me and nudge me.. lol...totally made my day....she pretty as ever... but dun get me wrong..eh... i was...distracted... lol... continue later April 19 No ba di no ba di butt chuu!
me too... i want no ba di butt chu too
here is the original MV lol!! April 18 Outing with gang lolGuy!! if u wanna save the pictures, click on individual
pic then right click save.
Went out with the gang yesterday
 went iluma (is that how u spell?) watch revolution thingy by leonado..(i went in late and missed the farking scene lol!!) lol not really my type though... its all my fault... coz i've watch too much
and it's the only available thing for us.. i had a game of jap drum before going in for the show, met a couple of pro...
  had steamboat afterthat at.... eh... somewhere across the street lol haha..
 LOL!! these two happily chatting away ignoring us
looks like a pair of couple eh? this' the steamboat place we went..
         the pics looks blurry and clouded: its coz of the steamboat steam
  After that we went to yishun orchard club to play bowling lol
 me  clement
 jing yi
 ming hui
 ming hui
 weiling
 lizhong
 liting
 liting
in my opinion i think that liting's and jingyi's eye were the most beautiful
 its probable very obvious thats not my butt
              lol playing with my cam...
awww....
April 17 Its all about YOUAnother day is going by, i thinking about you all the time. But you're out there and i'm here waiting.. and i wrote this letter, in my head so many things were left unsaid if i could find you now things would get better.. we could leave this town and run forever.. i'll do anything , just to hold you in my arms... there's a piece of you that here with me, it everywhere i go, its everything i see.. when i sleep i dream and it gets me by... i could make believe, that you're here tonight i close my eyes... and all i see is you.. i close my eyes... try ta sleep i cant forget you... so where are you? Not soon enuff..LOL!! its just plain lazy of me not to log back on to update.. so i'm making an effort today..
let me post some pics first..
 lol a new collegue joined us two weeks ago, name's steven i think..
that is how he wear his pants not because it slipped.. lol... feel like using needle to prick him..  then the following week... i had my hair cut coloured and highlighted...
for the past week i didnt quite go anywhere ... so i dug out some pictures of my hokkaido trip.. i lost my soft copy... zzz
 Can guess what this is? very sux leh... do untill got frost bitten but still no one can guess it the first time..
there's 2 figure.. the triangular one is a hint liao   it was a snow storm that nite... our snow figure was almost totally covered..
yes i said ours (howard, nigel and me)        me and my mum...
    wahaha... this pic... i have alot to talk about... first.. can guess where isit or not? Didnt think so ha! its the corridor on the top most floor of one of the hotel we stayed... seriously... i duno what came over us... we just gather and sat at the T junction (where is branch of to the elavator) we thot the top floor was only occupied by us the tour group... but apparantly not coz the manager came up after 45mins i think to shoo us to the lobby.   Blackie... she's pretty eh?
 my sis when she worked for SIA ok back to present.. this week... erm... monday i think... went to catch 2 movie.. lol back to back... first was the jonas brothers 3D experience that was cool.. but a word of advise... if u wear specs... change to contacts to watch.. more comfortable that way.. they're great... girls stalking/ running after/ chasing them throughout the show.. haha i just wish there's one girl out there that would come after me.. lol just one would do.. their songs are awesome as well... i'm gonna DL them asap. it showed from 12pm to 1.25pm after that i rushed out bought tickets to Knowing 1.30pm till 4.20 i think the show was awesome!!! You know the part where the aircraft crashed onto the field? the whole seat was trembling with effect as if u were right there! same for the "armagadon" scene as well.. the only thing that i was comfortable with was the couple beside me.. snuggling hugging cooing wadever at every possible chance (the mayhem scenes) kinda irratated since i no longer have a girl friend.... lol after that went CompassPoint to meet yiling and Jinyu.. then wed caught hanmsome suit... the storyline is very meaningful but abit too exaggerating... lol.. the lead actress is pretty though...haha... its shallow to go after someone for their appearance... but it takes time to know someone... so why is it that my friends say that i'm slow thats y blah blah blah? this leads me to think that bayme i'm desperate thats y i jumped into a relationship. and it had to end that way.. sidetrack abit.... i saw the mac new advertisment the girl hold the new menu item smiling at the guy looking at her and walking away... lol... i kinda wish it happen to me.. lol i think when we are alone or mixed among strangers.. we keep our smiles away.. plus our society is pretty stressful, hardly any time for rest..... and people who do have time are either slacker(useless) or uber rich.. yesterday (thurs) met up with amanda to catch 17again.. its funny... lol totally worth watching... Ultimate higher order being, if u are somewhere out there.. pls make my life easier or something |
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